Viewer Discretion is Advised

mimiyaaa:

shiny doesn’t even look like a real word anymore

Add in your own language
English: I love you
Slovak : Milujem ťa
Finnish: Rakastan sinua
Slovenian: Ljubim te
Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Portuguese: Amo-te
Tagalog: Mahal kita
Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
Arabic: Ba hebik
Hindi: Panchord loda chuss
Polish: Kocham cię
Japanese: 愛してる。
Korean: 사랑해요.
Chinese: 我爱你。
Spanish: Te amo/ Te quiero
French: Je t'aime.
Guarani: Rohayhu.
Fanboy: Kim Taeyeon.
Tumblr: Soy un Dorito
Fangirl: Kim Taeyeon
Fangirl: Cho Kyuhyun
Nam Woohyun: Inspirits
Kim Myungsoo: -sits inside a rolling car for 4 minutes-
L: I hate you.
Shakespeare: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Tony Stark: Doth your mother know you weareth her drapes?
Correct fangirl: slkhbvaerygblairu I WILL PUSH YOU OFF A CLIFF GO DIE IN HELL
Park Yoochun: Passionable.
Kim Sunggyu: Tharanghae
Bibum: Salanghae.
Canadians: Eh?
Sooyoung: guys shut the fuck up
Hyoyeon: -twerks-
Ukwon: I allow you to suck my Lollipop.
Fei: *marries, owns, or adopts you*

mypatronusisyou:

barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

snoopdong:

Shhh

do you hear that?

It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums

mypatronusisyou:

ohmygil:

vonnegutandme:

mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.


me

I want to own this house.
It’s in the neighborhood, right?

I JUST
I JUST FUCKING WANT THIS HOUSE SO MUCH

mypatronusisyou:

ohmygil:

vonnegutandme:

mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

me

I want to own this house.

It’s in the neighborhood, right?

I JUST

I JUST FUCKING WANT THIS HOUSE SO MUCH

larxenesomebody:

merlinsfuckingbeard:

My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder

He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’

I then proceeded to show him what was in it 

He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious 

thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh

Always have a decoy

lulz-time:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

mypatronusisyou:

wehaveshittoavenge:

loki-for-ruler:

whatthecastiel:

heroesdoexist:

danithinksoddthings:

somethingderse:

a-short-history-of-nothing:

xtraordinarynyu:

Avengers Facebook Posts xD

omfg

FUCKIN’ Hawkeye though

THAT LAST ONE

DOESN’T MATTER, HAD SEX

DOESN’T MATTER, HAD SEX

DOESN’T MATTER, HAD SEX

DOESN’T MATTER, HAD SEX

I AM LEGIT DYING AT THE CLINTASHA ONE I 

KDFBGSKLJBGOADELGIHOSLDFHGOEWIHRGOEWIRHOAHIRGOWEHIRGOIWHERIGOWHE

IRON MAN DOESN’T WEAR BUTTONS, I WIN AGAIN

asian languages
chinese: ching chang chong
korean: chinghae chanmnida chongsayo
japanese: chingneko changdesu chongkawaii
viet: chingbuc chongbuc chongbuc
friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped